Sunday, February 25, 2018

Wordplay: Sell or Cell


Sell or Cell? That is the question: whether it’s nobler to strike out into the world to market words, risking rejection, or to rest content within self-defined bars of a cell, risking nothing and gaining the same. Wordsmith wanted rest but wasn’t content with nothing so he arranged selected words in boxes of meaning called chapters inside a case called “novel” then set out.

At the first house, he proclaimed: “Here’s something new.” A haggard man with dark circles under his eyes pointed to a sign, “No Unsolicited Words,” and closed the door. At the next house, a pert young woman pointed to her sign, “Queries Only.” He had no query and that door closed too. At the end of the day, he was exhausted from lugging words and discouraged by all the closed doors.

Back in the cell, he rearranged words he already had into one-page containers that briefly described the novel, who he was and the location of his cell. Based on his previous exploration, he tailored salutations to “Dear Blue House” or “Dear Red House.” Wordsmith set out the next day and found queries much easier to carry.

One day, a house asked to see his words and later deemed them “good” but surprised him with a list of revisions. So he remained in his cell rearranging the original words. It was sell and cell, both.